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Placebo live in Jakarta (one groupie’s backstage adventure)

At 11.15pm on Feb 16, I sent the following text message – giddy with glee – to four of my friends: “Placebo. So. Good. Shook. Brian. Molko’s. Hand. Post. Show. Backstage. Happy. Happy. Happy.”

That was me trying my best to contain the teenage groupie inside my grumpy, creaky, adult self from bursting out and running around the room shrieking, with my hands waving above my head in a particularly retarded fashion. I need this job to feed my cat.

Placebo – best band in the world in my books (suck it, Coldplay) – was in Jakarta for the start of the Asian leg of their tour in support of the new album Battle For The Sun. And so was I.

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Well, I wasn’t there in support of the album, seeing as I don’t play an instrument, have no musical talent and – as much as I often pretend when I’m alone at home – I’m not actually a member of the alt-rock band. I was there to give you guys a sneak peek into what to expect when the band descends on Fort Canning March 18 – the final date of the Asian leg.

Thanks to the good people at Midas Promotions, yours truly and 987FM’s Desiree were given all-access backstage passes to the show. Yes, every little groupie boy’s dream come true. I didn’t, however, get to say the line I’ve been dying to mutter all my life to burly security guys: “I’m with the band.” Darn those faultlessly polite Indonesians.

Of course we weren’t exactly hanging with the band. It was really more hanging in close-ish proximity. Which resulted in this:

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This is the creaky wooden bench we sat on for about three hours. It was kinda like waiting for a bus that never arrived.

Fulfilling my groupie fantasy turned out to require some entertaining of ourselves. And lots of playing with our dinky digital cameras.

Here’s the schedule for the night taped to the wall:

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Here’s the closest I got to their changing rooms:

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I can, however, tell you that the band was listening to quite an eclectic mix of music in their changing rooms before the show, from Rihanna and Jay-Z to Gossip. And that the band had dinner at 6.55pm. Well, Brian Molko and Stefan Olsdal did. They chowed down with their violinist/keyboardist/back-up singer – but new drummer Steve Forrest was nowhere to be seen. The 23-year-old wasn’t with them at the press interviews earlier in the day either. Maybe there’s an age restriction.

Anyways, three groups of lucky contest winners (I’m guessing) got a chance to meet the band backstage. Gosh, Indonesians are well-behaved. They lined-up against a wall very quietly (kinda like a cross between students in trouble for cheating on their algebra test and death row inmates in front of a firing squad). When the band emerged from their dressing rooms, however, they shrieked the way I was shrieking on the inside.

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Then it was show time.

It was a blistering, unrelenting, fabulous gig, with the band rarely breaking to breathe between 21 songs. The set-list was heavy on their new material (natch), featuring 10 out of the 13 tracks on the album. They opened with For What It’s Worth, into Ashtray Heart and Battle For The Sun. There was also Speak In Tongues, Breathe Underwater, Julien, The Neverending Why, Come Undone, Devil In The Details and Bright Lights.

The appreciative audience lapped it up.

Then went gaga when the band cranked out older favourites like Special Needs, Meds, Infra-red and Soulmates.

And went absolute ape-shit when the trio brought out the big guns. Every You Every Me, Song To Say Goodbye, The Bitter End, Special K, and closing encore number Taste In Men.

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My voice was shot by the end of the night, of course. But my dancing feet were most happy.

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The band was tight. Newbie Steve fit in perfectly (even if he’s the only one in the band with biceps). The energy was infectious. And Brian brought it. It’s sometimes easy to forget how powerful his trademark nasal bray actually is but the dude can rock it. And he seemed genuinely appreciative of the love the crowd was throwing on stage, thanking the audience several times and taking a bow with the entire band at the end of the show.

Giggly with delight (“It’s like my birthday and Christmas all wrapped up in a little ball!” I screeched to Desiree), we returned backstage to find an obviously pleased and very sweaty Brian, wrapped in a bathrobe, Marlboro Red hanging from his mouth.

“Fabulous show,” I said to him, shaking his hand.

“Thanks,” he replied. “See you in Singapore.”

Or at least I think that’s what he said. I could have simply heard what I wanted to hear (although if that were the case, Brian would have said: “Thanks, let’s hang out and do a SpongeBob marathon with Bowie.”). Oh well, you weren’t there and you can’t prove it. Traaa la la!

The waiting for the phantom bus was well worth the three hours. If only for this:

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Now I can move on to the next item on my list of things to do: Stalking Tori Amos.

Placebo performs at Fort Canning March 18. Tickets (excluding booking fee) at $98 from Sistic; $110 on event day.


Wylde talk

IN THIS extremely revealing and totally non-serious interview, Zakk Wylde reveals all about his split Ozzy, why he doesn’t booze any more and his sex change operation. (Note: This was done just before his prison performance at Changi.)

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Hi Zakk, I’m Chris. Could you just say something into the recorder? I need to check the levels. Hi, I’m Zakk, I wear women’s underwear.

 

Great. How’s your day so far? I’m great! Havin’ a great day so far. Is that a brace on your wrist? What happened? Too much whackin’ it, huh?

 

Well, no, but… Well, let’s do this interview then I can catch a few zzzs before we get to the prison. How far is it? About an hour?

 

No, actually about 30 minutes. Oh.

 

Anyway, let’s get on with the interview. Is there any question that you don’t want us to ask? Don’t ask about my women’s underwear and my sex change operation. We’ll keep that on the down low for now.

 

Right. Well, you’re in town to promote your signature range. Yeah, the guys at Epiphone did a great job with the Graveyard Disciple, and with the new chambered-out Les Paul BFGs – they’re both slammin’ guitars.

 

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You’ve had an eventful 2009. Aside from the botched-up sex change operation? I mean, I got butchered man, And I paid top dollar for this s**t too. You think your hand’s bad? You should see what happened down here!

 

I heard you were in and out of hospital a lot. But it’s always funny. I always laugh about it. It’s always something. It could be with jazz musicians or something. It’s shit you can’t make up. Whenever this stuff happens, you have to laugh. It’s par for the course. I’ve broken my back, ribs, messed my neck up, my shoulder’s tweaked, then there were the blood clots, I’ve had two hernias, a throat operation… They just glue me together and ship me out on the road. And when I come home, the kids call me “Uncle Frank”. They don’t know who I am, I’m just some guy that comes around the house once in a while and gives them money. They’ll go like “Uncle Frank!” and I’m like, “No, it’s Daddy!” Then they’ll go like, “Whatever man, just give me the money. I’m getting ready for college.”

 

And you had to give up booze. What’s your poison now? I’m drinking like 6,000 cups for coffee. I’m probably going to have a stroke from drinking that much coffee! I like to chill and have a beer and watch the game with the guys, but the doctor said that if I continued drinking, I would bleed internally. So it’s like, “Let’s weigh the options here: Do we really need to go to AA for this? Internal bleeding or chill out?” So I was like, what the hell! I just boost the heroin intake and the pain pills.

 

The other big thing that happened to you was that Ozzy Osbourne replaced you in his band with Gus G. He’s jamming with Gus G, who’s a great guitar player. Oz was like, “Zakk, you’re doing the Black Label thing”. Our relationship is bigger than music anyway, he’s the godfather of one of my kids. And whenever he needed me, like if Gus had to go home because his wife was pregnant or something, I’d come out on the road and fill in for Gus until he can get back out.

 

Well, you have three kids… I do? First I’ve heard!

 

But you’re on the road a lot. How does make you feel as a dad? The way I look at it: Even if I had a normal day job, I’d still have to go out to work. My two oldest are teenagers and my little one, Hendrix, is seven – and they’d probably rather be spending time with their friends than with me. But whenever I get any breaks, like if I’m home for a month or something, then I actually spend some quality time with them. When I’m on the road, the kids sometimes come out, but they have school so they’ll come out for a bit and then go home. You make it work, whatever it takes.

 

And you’ve been married for the longest time. In celeb years, that’s 100 years. How do you guys do it? To me, everything that happens, it’s all part of the job. You know going in, this is what you’re going to get. If you’re a porn star, you can’t really go “The sex is killing me” – it’s part of the job. It is what it is.

 

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Being on the road is his job, but he loves it 

You’ve been doing this for a long time. You were 19 when you started with Ozzy… I’m 42, but that’s in dog years. I’m really 526 years old – in my liver, pancreas and kidneys.

 

What’s the biggest life lesson you’ve learned? Why did I do this? Why? Please make the pain stop!

 

What’s the best thing or worst thing about being Zakk Wylde? It’s awesome. I’m a musician, I travel the whole world, I meet new people… well, the drawback would obviously be not being able to spend time with your family but that’s how it is with every household right? The dad’s not home because he’s at work trying to put food on the table so that your kids can have nice things. I love what I do – I don’t treat it like a job, but as I said, everything has a drawback to it. But even if I didn’t do this, I’d be bitching or moaning about something else.

 

 

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What advice do you have for fans who want to do what you do? Don’t. Run! Far away! No, the whole secret to life is do what you love and do it to death. Find out what you like? If you like whackin’ it, do that for a living, we’ll figure out a way to make money from it. If that’s what you like, knock yourself out.

 

Any new Black Label music coming out soon? Yeah, we’re going to start on Friday at the Black Label bunker. I’m having a state-of-the-art studio built in my place in California. And once that’s done, we’re figuring January and February we record the album, mix it in March, and in April we’ll be out promoting it, and in May, that’s the next step in Black Label global domination. We’re going to be back over here with the band. And when I get back I’m going to be working on a book, a rock and roll survival guide. So get ready for some comedy on that one!

 

Okay, quickly before it starts: Your thoughts on doing this prison gig. Well, we got the offer to do the prison show because they said the gang there like the sweet, soothing romantic sounds of Black Label. I hope they like the performance otherwise this could been the last recorded interview for me! So, enjoy it, kids. But, seriously, you have to take care of everybody, don’t you? That’s the reason why you’re here, right?

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Zakk goes to jail… for a gig (part 2)

HI THERE Poparazziacs,

As promised, here’s more from Zakk Wylde’s time in Singapore and his trip to Changi Prison.

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1.30pm. After doing the Prime Time Morning interview and a lunch. We meet Zakk and climb into the van to head to Changi Prison. I’m wondering if the prison gig will be like Johnny Cash’s gig at Folsom Prison. Along the way, I quiz him about his rather eventful 2009. (See the full interview in the other post).

 

1.55pm. We get to Changi Prison. We’re told to stay in the van as they have to get the equipment – two guitars, one amp, one pedalboard, one transformer – cleared by the prison guards first.

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2.05pm. “Sorry Zakk, we have to take all the beer and water out of the van. They don’t allow anyone to bring liquids inside the prison.” At this point Zakk quickly takes two beers and downs them. I don’t actually see the point, seeing as they’re non-alcoholic beer. But it’s a hot day, he’s thirsty, who can blame him?

 

2.10pm. “Sorry Chris, you have to go to the Prison Link Centre.” I meet up with the rest of the journos already gathered there. We’re told we have to check in EVERYTHING – mobile phones, wallets, keys, squishy toys, everything. But what about my camera? Oh, that’s okay. What about my recorder? Oh, that’s okay. Okay, then. We have to wait while all the equipment is cleared before we’re allowed to go in.

 

2.30pm. Still waiting. How long does it take to check two guitars, one amp, one pedalboard and one transformer?

From left to right: Zakk, Epiphone Graveyard Disciple, some pedals and pedalboard, mic, Les Paul BFG
From left to right: Zakk, Epiphone Graveyard Disciple, some pedals and pedalboard, mic, Les Paul BFG

 

2.35pm. At least, I think so. Funny. Nobody in our group seems to be wearing any watches.

 

Somewhere between 2.45pm and 3pm. We’re finally given the okay to board the bus to take us in. We head to Cluster A, the nice name for a group of five “institutions”, A1 to A5, all chock-a-block with inmates (the nice name for prisoners).

 

It seems to take forever getting through all the scanners, body checks, double locked doors, et al. But we’re finally at the performance theatre, where some 40 inmates already seated there waiting for their guitar hero. And then… “Please welcome, Zakk Wylde!” Applause from the 40 or so inmates there.

 

He does a long improv that included snippets of Eddie Van Halen’s Eruption, whom Zakk said was one of his heroes. (But heck, he could have played Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and it still would have sounded awesome, I guess.)


 

Then it’s time for questions from the inmates.

 

Can you please share with us what made you the man you are today – one of the greatest guitar masters?

As far as music goes, playing with Ozzy. I started with him when I was 19, I’m 42 now. And obviously the music – it’s like sex, nobody doesn’t like music. I started when I was about 8, I just wanted to do normal things that kids do, and I be practising on the guitar. But I lasted about one summer, then I quit playing music. But when I was 14, I started to pick it up again. And I saw this guy, he had long hair, was drinking beer and playing guitar. And I thought, I want to be like him. I was playing in crappy bars in New Jersey and this guy saw me and said, “Hey did you ever think about playing for Ozzy?” He knew this guy called Mark Weiss, and he gave a tape of me to Ozzy’s wife Sharon. They flew me out to Los Angeles for an audition, I ended up crapping in my pants. But got the gig.

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Ozzy said, “Zakk, do me favour, play with your heart, but change your underwear – and don’t crap in your pants.” That’s how I got into it. It’s still the same thing now. So, drinking beer and playing guitar, that’s how I became the man I am today.

 

Just now you played Eruption. What other artiste do you have as influences?

Obviously Eddie Van Halen, you got to give it up for Eddie. Randy Rhoads was huge on me, still is. Obviously Jimi Hendrix. Frank Marino, Robin Trower, all the guys from Lynyrd Skynyrd, Tony Iommi, Jimmy Page… as I got more technical on guitar, I listened to Al di Meola, John McLaughlin, Paco de Lucia, a flamenco guitar who’s just insane. I learned something from somebody, except from Mark.

 

You have taken me to dreamland, and I wish to play guitar like you. Can you tell me how to do it?

Lots of beer! Just kidding! It’s the same thing: A lot of practice. Always get started. Somebody better than you – you can learn from them, the basics anyway. Then it’s just a matter of practising over and over again. Just like bangin’ the old lady – over and over again. That’s what it’s all about: It’s just practice. The main thing is: Find somebody you know who can really play.

 

Zakk, thank you for coming to our little world here. From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you and appreciate it. It’s pleasure having you here. On the outside, I don’t think I would get the chance to meet you in person, but in here, I get to see you live.

 

Is he going to ask a question? asks another inmate. Apparently not.

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Everyday, I put in two hours of practice and I still suck. How many hours do you play a day?

I still jam everyday. It’s not the same as when I first started playing. That was 10, 12 hours a day. As soon I got home from school,  I’d start practising, come down for a crap and a piss, then go back up to jam again. I’d fall asleep in school the next day. I’d take my guitar magazine and stick them into my books. Obviously being on the road, when I’m on the tour bus, I’ll take a guitar and practice while watching sports or something. If you really want to do it, you’ll find some way to do it, just like anything else.

 

Why did you choose to use Gibsons?

I think Fender makes great guitars and Jackson too, but I’ve always wanted a Les Paul ever since seeing pictures of Jimmy Page and Randy Rhoads. That was the goal when I was a kid. They sound great, they look cool. You can’t beat that. But this guitar right here that they made for me, the Epiphone Graveyard Disciple plays like a killer too.

 

Then the inmates get Zakk to play another tune. It’s a haunting song that leaves all the inmates with a look of pure admiration and joy on their faces. When he finishes, the cheers and applause say it all. He agrees to take pictures with the group, and they file out. But not before we get one of them, 39-year-old Malmsteen (not his real name) to talk to us:

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Zakk hugging the inmates before taking a photo with them

Of course I enjoyed his performance. When they told me he was coming about two weeks ago, my jaw dropped. Because I wouldn’t be able to see him outside, but here in prison, I not only get to see him, but also get to shake his hand and take a photograph with him.

Most of them are guitar fans. We enjoyed it very much. We really appreciate him coming here and inspiring us with the music. Music is an international language that all people can excel in.

Here, I’m learning classical guitar here from Alex Abishgenaden. I used to play guitar when I was outside. If I have the opportunity to do something with music when I get out, why not? I’ve been playing the guitar since I was 12. I’m now in the Peforming Arts Training Centre, PATC, maybe if I’m good enough, I can transfer to the Peforming Arts Centre (PAC), they are permanently based here.

More shows like this? Yes, of course, why not? Any artiste can come, jazz or classical. But I’d like to see another rock guitarist – Mr Yngwie Malmsteen.

 

Then it’s time to go shoot some scenes of Zakk and the prison surroundings. But first, we’re once again subjected to checks, etc, before we can leave the building.

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Once outside, we start shooting Zakk at the prison wall. Only about two hundred metres of the original Changi Prison wall still exist, the rest have already been torn down. We don’t take too long because it’s hot. “Did somebody turn the furnace up?” asks Mark Ferguson, Zakk’s tour manager. No, Mark, haha! It’s always oven hot in Singapore!  What a kidder! Still, we beat a hasty retreat to the aircon cooled van.

 

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Tour manager Mark Ferguson (left) and Zakk outside the old Changi Prison entrance

 

Then it’s time to change our passes and leave. But not before the prison official reminds us, “Hey, can you not publish the pictures with the inmates’ face and the guards’ faces in them? It’s for security reasons,” he says. To confirm, he scans through the pictures and marks those for deletion. And we’re off back to the hotel. On the way back, FHM quizzes him for their story. I zone out until I hear, “I’d like to be featured with a whole bunch of Barbie dolls on the cover. And I’d be like making out. And I could be like Ken, except that I want to have genitalia.”

Right. Thanks, Zakk. As Vinny Jones said in Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, it’s been emotional.

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Good times for JJ

WE’RE talking about JJ Lin, of course.

Earlier this year, Singapore’s prince of Chinese pop joined the ranks of several music artistes such as Justin Timberlake and Jolin Tsai in launching his clothing label Smudge

It’s probably coincidence that their names begin with “J” too, but this Friday, he officially seals the deal as distributor for Japanese street wear brand Devilock.

JJ Lin dancing with joy at the affiliation with Devilock. Okay, not really
JJ Lin dancing with joy at the affiliation with Devilock. Okay, not really

His SMUDGEstore will carry the Devilock gear, and there’ll be items – tagged “SMG x Devilock” – specially designed and produced to commemorate this collaboration, which will go on sale at the store from Friday.

So if you’re itching to wear a piece of JJ, as it were, head on down to the SMUDGEstore at 8a Ann Siang Hill.


Top 10 Favourite Fictitious Bands Of All Time

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SPINAL TAP, possibly the most famous band never to have existed, celebrates their 25th anniversary this year.

Initially created by comedians Christopher Guest, Michael McKean and Harry Shearer for a TV comedy sketch, Spinal Tap became a force to be reckoned with when the film, This Is Spinal Tap (directed by Rob Reiner), was released in 1984.

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 The movie spawned fans – most of whom turned out to be rock stars themselves, from The Scorpions to Depeche Mode to Metallica to The Click Five to Kasabian.

The funny thing is, the band Spinal Tap is about as fake as the Louis Vuittons you find at a back alley. Or is it? The trio recently performed at Glastonbury and released their third album Back From The Dead, earlier this year, to the delight of fans.

But they’re not the only fictitious band ingrained into our pop consciousness. Here are our Top 10 Favourite Fictitious Bands Of All Time.

 

10. The Archies.

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The Archies was the garage band formed by comic book teen hero Archie Andrews and his friends, Jughead, Reggie, Veronica and Betty. That they’re a TV cartoon band didn’t stop their songs from becoming hits on the US charts, like Sugar Sugar (No 1, the only time a fictional band has ever claimed Billboard’s Hot 100 top spot), Who’s Your Baby? (No 40), Bang-Shang-A-Lang (No 22) and Jingle Jangle (No 10).

 

9. The Wonders.

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The Wonders were initially called The Oneders, but changed its name because too many people were mispronouncing it as “the oh-nee-ders”. They also only existed in the movie, That Thing You Do, but the title song became a genuine hit in America in 1996, peaking at No 41 on the Billboard Hot 100; No 18 on the adult Top 40; and No 24 on the Top 40 mainstream charts. The track also earned Golden Globe and Oscar nods. The soundtrack album peaked at No 21 on the Billboard Top 200.

 

8. The Commitments.

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Could the band from the movie of the same name have made it as a real band? Probably. The Commitments soundtrack, featuring the cast, was such a big hit, they released a second volume, featuring a few tracks more from the movie and newer material. Most of the band members later went on to have musical careers – two of the members, Glen Hansard (who recently won an Academy Award) and Maria Doyle Kennedy – were already in bands before the film.

 

7.  The School Of Rock.

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Schoolkids led by Jack Black take over a band competition and win hearts with their song, Teacher’s Pet. If nothing else, it’s always fun to watch kids rockin’ out to Led Zeppelin or AC/DC. The soundtrack was nominated for a Grammy in 2004 for Best Compilation Soundtrack Album.

 

6. Dr Teeth And The Electric Mayhem.

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If there was puppet act that could out-headline Spinal Tap, this would be it. The Muppet Show’s house band originally consisted of Dr Teeth (vocals and keyboards), Janice (guitar), Sgt Floyd Pepper (bass), Zoot (saxophone) and Animal (drums) before trumpeter Lips joined for a brief period. They have appeared in various Muppet movies and television specials, and even backed Miley Cyrus.

 

5. Stillwater.

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This band actually has some serious behind-the-scenes music cred, since their songs are all written by rock legend Peter FramptonandHeart guitarist Nancy Wilson, with guitar work provided by Pearl Jam axeman Mike McCready, enabling that their tunes stand up to the rest of the rockin’ tracks on the Almost Famous soundtrack.

 

4. The Soggy Bottom Boys.

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Made up of escaped convicts Everett Ulysses Grant (George Clooney), Pete (John Turturro) and Delmar (Tim Blake Nelson) The Soggy Bottom Boys’ performance of the classic Man Of Constant Sorrownot only propelled them to fame in the movie, it also propelled the film’s soundtrack (7,421,000 sold by last year in the US alone). Tim Blake Nelson actually does his own singing for the other Soggy tune, In The Poorhouse Now.

 

3. Strange Fruit

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Ageing rockers reunite for one more bash in the movie Still Crazy. Bill Nighy as lead singer Ray is inspired, and Hans Mathesonas the young blood replacement is fitting. With tracks like All Over The World,  What Might Have Been and The Flame Still Burns, it’s no wonder old rockers don’t die. Heck, they don’t even f-f-fade away. 

  

2.  The Blues Brothers.

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Formed for the Saturday Night Live skits, The Blues Brothers recorded their first album, Briefcase Full Of Blues, in 1978 while opening for comedian Steve Martin. The album reached No 1 on the Billboard 200, went double platinum, and spawned Top 40 hits Soul Man and Rubber Biscuit. With the film came the soundtrack, which had hits like Gimme Some Lovin’. A third album, Made In America, featured Who’s Making Love, a Top 40 hit. 

 

1. Milli Vanilli.

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Top fictitious band of all time? These Grammy winners have to take the cake.