Season’s Greetings and Santa’s Salutations! It’s not Phin Wong (I just had to use his password to log in!). Nope, Denise Tan (host of The Gold Breakfast Show on Gold 90.5FM) here with a guest post on Showbiz Sista’s little blog.
What a year it has been! I don’t know about you, but I have been thoroughly entertained by the antics of Hollywood’s hooligans and Tinseltown’s tyrants. Singapore even had her fair share of shenanigans, so much so that I feel a song coming on!
And in the spirit of the holiday season, here’s a very special Christmas sing-a-long! Let’s make beautiful music together as we look back on a year full of bills, thrills and entertaining spills!
Celebrity, Celebrity
(Sung to the tune of Oh, Christmas Tree)
Celebrity, Celebrity
I’d really like to thank thee
Celebrity, Celebrity
This year’s been fun, you would agree
Let’s look back with much fond regard
And give the stars their report card
Celebrity, Celebrity
You fill us all with utter glee!
Celebrity, Celebrity
You really entertain me
Celebrity, Celebrity
Playground for paparazzi
From Britney’s lip-synched Circus tour
To Paris Hilton’s man du jour
Celebrity, Celebrity
There’s still so much more we can see

Celebrity, Celebrity
These people behaved badly
Celebrity, Celebrity
Fame sure can get real ugly
From Christian Bale’s crazed on-set rants
To Kanye’s anti-Taylor stance
Celebrity, Celebrity
Your name rhymes with insanity!
Celebrity, Celebrity
These couples needed therapy
Celebrity, Celebrity
They aired their dirty laundry
Jon & Kate’s love turned to hate
The Rihanna-Chris Brown great debate
Celebrity, Celebrity
Oh, how we love skullduggery!

Celebrity, Celebrity
Folks dressed up like it’s Halloween
Celebrity, Celebrity
Have they had way too much caffeine?
From Katy Perry’s fashion sense
To Lady Gaga with no pants
Celebrity, Celebrity
Clothes bordering on the obscene
Celebrity, Celebrity
Before Hollywood starts to bore
Celebrity, Celebrity
Let’s take a look at Singapore
From leopard preentz (eh, why not cow?)
Who can forget that boomz Ris Low?
Celebrity, Celebrity
Tabloid-tasty to the core!
Celebrity, Celebrity
Our little red dot fame it found
Celebrity, Celebrity
The APEC Summit came to town
But some were not quite as happy
Like empty shops in Suntec City
Celebrity, Celebrity
Some big events can bring us down

Celebrity, Celebrity
Politicians are so sexy
Celebrity, Celebrity
In Wykidd Song’s designery
Barack Obama, Hu Jin Tao
Made all the rest of us go, “Wow!”
Celebrity, Celebrity
Delegates’ fashion finery

Celebrity, Celebrity
The world’s very first night race
Celebrity, Celebrity
Gave Singapore a lot of face
Beyonce and the Black Eyed Peas
Brought our nation to its knees
Celebrity, Celebrity
But ticket prices were a disgrace
Celebrity, Celebrity
I think our singing’s done now
Celebrity, Celebrity
Let’s finish with a great big “Pow!”
So through the hols away we plough
And toast to Susan Boyle’s monobrow
Celebrity, Celebrity
Well done, go on, do take a bow!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Here’s to waking up hangover-free to a New Year just as eventful and entertaining as 2009 has been! Oh, and happy singing, you lovely Star Gazers!
Tags: 2009 wrap up, celebrity, Stargazing